I imagine you might be surprised to find yourself on another decision page rather than getting right to the book, but oh, sweet winter child (or summer if you’re in the southern hemisphere), the wonderful world of Christmas romance offers us multiple oddly horny small towns to choose from.
So will you pick:
The town with a Christmas-themed strip club and dancers named after Santa’s reindeer
or
The town full of randy seniors, some of whom run a hotel which boasts waterbeds
I know, I know, how to pick? Don’t worry, there’s always the back button.
